marți, 9 aprilie 2013

Eu urasc Twitter

copy / paste de pe un chatroom secret. Daca nu intelegeti engleza atunci oricum nu stiti ce e twitter... happy bastards

01:37    kame    TWITTER MAKES NO SENSE
01:37    kame    do i have to be 12
01:37    kame    and have an iphone
01:37    kame    to get it?
01:38        *** paradox870 quit (Farewell everyone!)
01:42        *** paradox870 joined #honbots
01:42    paradox870    im back!!!
01:42    paradox870    but only for about 5 mins
01:42    paradox870    then workout time
01:43    kame    goddamnit america
01:43    kame    inventing tweeter
01:43    kame    i even spelled it wrong
01:43    kame    i so hate it
01:45    paradox870    lol
01:45    paradox870    never knew the hate was so strong
01:45    kame    but seriously
01:45    kame    what does it do
01:45    paradox870   
01:45    kame    that other social networs don't
01:46    kame    and having all those
01:46    kame    @tweetmyaccountplease
01:46    paradox870    http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3tprnf/
01:46    paradox870    goddamnit
01:46    kame    why do people keep using
01:46    kame    @infrontofthis
01:47    kame    why do i not understand twitter
01:47    kame    why call it twitter
01:47    paradox870    your refusal to understand twitter is why you do not understand it
01:47    kame    you're making me confus
01:47    kame    twatter is the enemy here
01:48    kame    i just made an account on the damn thing
01:48    kame    and already i'm subscribed
01:48    kame    god knows how
01:48    kame    to some ppl
01:48    kame    must be because i logged in with my gmail / yahoo / whatever account
01:48    paradox870    you dont need to make an account to follow that guy...
01:48    kame    GODDAMNIT
01:48    paradox870    just keep an eye on the page i linked...
01:48    kame    I HATE YOU TWATER
01:48    paradox870    LFMAO
01:48    paradox870    this is actually funny
01:49    kame    Trends · Change #ProudToBeAFanOf
01:49    kame    i dont understand
01:49    kame    anything
01:49    kame    off the homepage
01:49    kame    oh god
01:49    kame    i have a tweet
01:49    kame    i must have had this account
01:50    kame    by accident
01:50    kame    I HAVE A TWEET
01:50    kame    GET IT OFF
01:50    kame    it doesn't even sound right
01:51    kame    people just wake up in the morning in america
01:51    kame    go to school for instance
01:51    kame    and go
01:51    kame    "hey joe did you get my tweet last night?"
01:51    paradox870    @tweet tweet #tweet
01:51    paradox870    thats a normal sentence
01:51    paradox870    (im joking btw)
01:51    paradox870    also, im outta here
01:51    paradox870    workout time
01:51    kame    i'm sure that means something
01:51    kame    to somebody
01:51    kame    cheers
01:53    kame    ohmygodinheaven
01:53    kame    twitter has hotkeys
01:53    kame    what are they even for!?
01:53    kame    die die die diediedie